If I had a nickel for every 7/10 I've gotten in the last month, I would have several nickels. Too many. My coworkers would be annoyed by how my pockets jingle as I walk down the hall. They'd say "Hey nickel boy, how about changing those coins for some paper currency?" And I'd respond "You don't understand, I've been getting these for each 7/10 I get on the JetPunk Daily Challenge, and I haven't had time to convert them with my busy schedule." They wouldn't believe me, because of how ludicrous it sounds to receive money for taking quizzes online, and because they know I don't get invited anywhere. My credibility would plummet, eventually they'd tire of me and replace me with some younger, more promising talent. I'd lose my house because the landlord doesn't accept 1500 pounds of nickels as rent payment. My parents would be so disappointed in what I'd become.
In '"The Cocoanuts" Groucho plays a hotel owner and shady real estate dealer. Lots of great lines, but one of my favorites is "Five years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket."
Not particularly fast today, but managed the 10/10 (9,839). Slowed down by complete guesses on the hat and the test, as well as a bit of lag on the earlier questions haha
In reality, this entire situation makes no cents.