A Question for QM

When I was born, my parents got $300 from various relatives which they used to buy the World Book encyclopedia. For some reason, they told me this. As a kid, I was mad because I somehow thought that the $300 was my money. I would have bought toys instead of stupid books.

But I ended up thumbing through the pages of that encyclopedia a lot.

And, somehow, as an adult, I still do the same thing – this time with Wikipedia.

In conclusion:

1) I'm old

2) I'm a nerd