Famous Quizmaster Quotes

Submitted by LuckyCat on January 8, 2026
I think it's about time we compiled a list of all the Sun Tzu style quotes that Quizmaster has used throughout the years. I'm going to need your help to find the best quotes to be included, so get commenting! Right now, we have:

- "No money in that"

- "Nothing ever happens"

p.s. if Quizmaster for some reason doesn't approve of this thread I can remove it. Just a fun little activity.

10 Comments
+7
Level 15
Jan 8, 2026
"Finally someone gets it. Belgium, the source of all the world's problems!"
+2
Level 15
Jan 8, 2026
From "Top 10 Biggest Economies in Africa"
+7
Level 75
Jan 9, 2026
Nothing ever happens isnt just a QM thing
+4
Level 27
Jan 9, 2026
the thing about the chimpanzee
+5
Level 56
Jan 9, 2026
“ -∞Cyprus added to the Countries of Europe quiz “
+7
Level 54
Jan 9, 2026
“No”
+4
Level 61
Jan 9, 2026
"KiloNova is a one of a kind quizmaker of the future. What a legend."

- A DM from the Quizmaster to KiloNova

+11
Level 56
Jan 9, 2026
🧐🤔

Why would he talk about u in the third person if hes talking to you ?

+3
Level 61
Jan 9, 2026
Well QM said 'you are' but I just changed it so y'all would know who I am talking about.
+2
Level 61
Feb 2, 2026
You can add

"I was thinking of identifying users who don't take the challenge, going to their homes, and asking them politely but firmly to take the challenge."