How to Subtly Hint at a Gift You Want

I know that Christmas has now ended for almost all time zones, but it's still the holiday season, and maybe you can use this information for next year.

Nobody wants to seem like a greedy pain in the neck when it comes to gift-giving during this time of year. Therefore, I feel that it is necessary to share with you some ways to express that you want a gift without exactly SAYING you want it.

Instead of just dropping a haphazard hint, say things such as:

🎁 If I had a [insert relation to you] that cared about me, I would ask for a [insert gift], but I guess I'll just go without this year.

🎁 If I didn't suspect that it might make you go bankrupt, I'd ask for a [insert gift], but I'll just buy it for myself, bum.

🎁 I've always wanted to go to the European nation of Cyprus with someone who was mentally competent enough to plan a vacation for us to all go... but of course, McDonald's is fine!

🎁 Do you remember that [insert gift] we saw at the mall? Do you think that your hot and totally-out-of-your-league ex would be able to afford that?

🎁 I just don't think I want a personal relationship with a person that isn't willing to give me $25,000 in cash for Christmas...

🎁 Everyone has different boundaries for what's considered financial abuse, but if you don't get me JetPunk Premium for Christmas, I will consider that abusive. Any thoughts on that?

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