STATE MADNESS FINALE

Submitted by Danny999 on March 30, 2026
Hello and WELCOME! We had 29 voters in this amazing finale over who would win: Alaska, or Texas

And now time to read out each vote and reason

OnionBoy voted Texas, "Gotta go for my home state!"

Camnob19 voted Alaska, "idfk i guess i like the cold more"

Marjamjelly voted Alaska, "Beautiful landscapes"

Anonymousbear25 voted Alaska, "SCREW TEXAS ITS ALASKA"

Wizzandy voted Alaska, " Polar Bear > Capybarra"

BautyArg voted Texas, "Capy lives tehre"

Pontiac voted Texas, "YeeeeHaw!!!!"

Lindwyrm voted Alaska, "fish"

Lingonax voted Alaska, "Alaska"

TRNAHU voted Alaska, "Not texas"

SoLucky voted Texas, "Because my friend, LeafMansion likes Young Sheldon."

Ushuaia voted Alaska, "i like alaska cuz its beautiful and big and stuff and i dont like texas cuz yk"

LuckyCat voted Texas, "I like Texas."

IridiumPingo voted Alaska, "Texas users voted Indiana causing NJ to lose. In order to complete OPERATION: KILL INDIANA Texas must lose"

DrewFan voted Texas, "Texas is too iconic to delete"

PtCairn voted Alaska, "ALASKLDJAOJLKASFOOAJSF:K AJSPOFJASFAS AHHHHH OHH YEAHHHHHHH"

KiloNova voted Texas, "Everything's bigger in Texas!"

Eomer voted Texas, "i like texas"

Aragorn voted Texas, "I want Texas to win."

ThatHyperCat voted Texas, "Aragorn told me to vote Texas"

Basaball voted Alaska, "Alaska is just like that."

Boromir voted Texas, "Aragorn asked me to"

Capybarra voted Texas, "It's my home state, and the best in the nation."

Nevson64 voted Alaska, "N/A"

SonyVondern voted Alaska, "Texas stinks"

Kesa1979 voted Alaska, "It's bigger"

SteveTheEagle voted Texas, "YEEE GOD DAMN HAWWWWWW"

And finally

MeMeMe333 voted Alaska, "It's bigger"

Maedhros voted Texas, "I want Texas to win, I like Texas, and Texas is a large state."

jbro voted Alaska, "What even goes on in Texas besides Barbecues, Cowboys, and nothingness"

lets count now

14 for Texas

16 for Alaska

ALASKA WINS

it was close tho

Thank you to everyone who participated and goodbye

will probably do another mb game in summer

36 Comments
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Level 61
Mar 30, 2026
Good job Alaska... we all know Texas is better tho
+1
Level 61
Mar 30, 2026
Just saw Wizzandy's reasoning... Capy's blog games bouta be crazy
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Level 45
Mar 30, 2026
indeed >:)
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Level 68
Mar 31, 2026
Capy's gonna talk with TheOfficialWheel over survival probability of Wizz in Capy's games
+4
Level 16
Mar 31, 2026
>:) muhahahahaha
+5
Level 56
Mar 30, 2026
alaska
+5
Level 61
Mar 30, 2026
is worse than Texas...
+3
Level 68
Mar 30, 2026
Texas is mid tho, lets be fr
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Level 45
Mar 30, 2026
nah
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Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
Its overrated and hot
+3
Level 61
Mar 31, 2026
Alaska is overrated and cold
+1
Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
At least it has Glaicers
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Level 57
Mar 30, 2026
HOORAY
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Level 59
Mar 30, 2026
YAY
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Level 45
Mar 30, 2026
I'm gonna pretend Texas won..

YES TEXAS I'M SO PROUD OF YOU I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND!!

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Level 66
Mar 31, 2026
There's indeed no reason to doubt Texas for a second, as they did come in second
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Level 45
Mar 31, 2026
What! Texas won!
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Level 68
Mar 31, 2026
I guess Texas is really second of everything. Area, Population, State Madness...
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Level 45
Mar 31, 2026
Not by troops amount
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Level 87
Mar 30, 2026
Congrats Alaska...we'll see who's laughing when you want to go to Six Flags, though.
+1
Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
Six Flags is in NJ
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Level 45
Mar 31, 2026
Well it's not in Alaska
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Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
Well you can not make the argument that Texas should be voted due to its Six flags if ya'll voted out NJ round one
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Level 61
Mar 31, 2026
Well lots of things happened to take out New Jersey.
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Level 87
Mar 31, 2026
It should be noted that Texas has TWO different Six Flags, as well as the original (and best) Six Flags.
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Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
Texas has one six flag per 15645415.5 people. While NJ has one six flags per 9,289,024 people. And Indiana which NJ was against in the first round had 0 six flags
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Level 61
Mar 31, 2026
Population plays heavily into that
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Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
Yeah and Texas has too much people and heat. Amusement Parks are not enjoyable when they are crowded or hot
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Level 68
Mar 31, 2026
I miss maryland's six flags
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Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
Then come to NJ
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Level 61
Mar 31, 2026
Texas is not overpopulated, mainly because it is huge. New Jersey is way denser (The densest US State for population)
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Level 39
Mar 31, 2026
Only because half of NJ is either suburbs for NYC or Philadelphia, those people are more culturally New Yorker or Pennsylvanian. The true Jersey people live in a not so densely populated area
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Level 61
Apr 1, 2026
Ain't the suburbs almost all, or a good amount, of New Jersey tho?
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Level 39
Apr 1, 2026
Not all, a moderate amount. Isn't desert almost all of Texas though
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Level 68
Mar 30, 2026
ALASKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Level 54
Apr 1, 2026
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