Theme Paranoia

Submitted by McKenzieFam on January 20, 2025
With the increase of 'themed' days on the Daily Trivia Challenge, another JetPunk-related medical condition has been observed: theme paranoia.

Theme paranoia occurs when a day's question set is not themed, but the patient believes that it is or that it should be.

Symptoms observed so far include: excessive worrying if one cannot identify an overarching theme in the questions; hallucination of themes that aren't there; and a loss of focus on the questions themselves due to either of the symptoms listed above.

Treatments involve: touching grass or loss of Internet, though these have been shown to increase stress levels exponentially. It has also been found that scoring high on a non-themed quiz lowers the chance of theme paranoia in the future.

So far, a cure for theme paranoia has not been discovered.

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