What is the wildest thing that's ever happened at your school?

When I was in high school, the day before winter break, one of the history teachers choked on a chicken bone and almost died. He ended up saying when he got back from time off he wished he had died. That same day, some other history teacher slipped and fell from a urine puddle that had leaked out of one student’s urostomy pouch. It was a crazy day.

Also, I can’t remember if this was the same year, but a different one of the history teachers (those history teachers…) had to break off his engagement to his fiancée because he cheated on her with the art teacher. With ~2 years the art and history teacher got married.

Not at my school but a guy I had junior english class with got shot and killed a year after I graduated during a drug deal gone wrong. Was the only murder in the city that year.

A little boring, but once in my class the history teacher asked to turn off the lights. A student did it, but some other students started closing the curtains to have even less light. So the teacher said: "Don't close the curtains ! There is too much black here" which, in French, has the same meaning as "There are too many blacks here". Two people in my class were black.

a teacher died

i'm homeschooled.

Sort of a funny story with that though: When I was little and I would go grocery shopping with my mom when we'd check out the cashier almost always would ask where I went to school (once I was old enough to go to school) and I always respond completely seriously "I don't go to school." My mom would look horrified and then have to explain that I was homeschooled.

Also, my parents always told me to never talk to strangers yet they expected me to answer a strange cashier's questions. Total hypocrisy. Thankfully we can all laugh at that now. Well sort of...