Y’all hating Belgium? Let’s do this.

1) The country ran well WITHOUT a govt. for 589 days! Who does that? Maybe this shows that if you have decent people running services, you may not need a government, but never mind…

2) They produce great chocolates and we all know that chocolates cause cavities.

3) They seem to have some incredible heritage architecture, but that’s just old buildings, right?

4) I personally know two good people from Belgium but that doesn’t mean that the rest of them are good…

5) Most Belgians are bilingual or multilingual, knowing French, Dutch, and often German and English as well. This is way too cool for most people to handle.

So.