| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Germany invades / this tiny neutral country / takes all the waffles | Belgium | 94%
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| Here we speak Urdu / which is almost but not quite / the same as Hindi | Pakistan | 86%
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| This northern island / growing larger day by day / tectonics at work | Iceland | 80%
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| The peninsula / where ancient Troy once stood proud / Anatolia! | Turkey | 79%
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| The Atlas foothills / a city called Marrakesh / hope you like couscous | Morocco | 78%
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| Too much unsold cheese / causing hardship for farmers / let's invent fondue | Switzerland | 76%
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| Hundreds of islands / near the Caribbean Sea / but not inside it | Bahamas | 70%
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| Our naval glory / rum sodomy and the lash / as the saying goes | United Kingdom | 69%
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| Nice to be near Nice / but one thing's even nicer / no more high taxes | Monaco | 68%
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| We built a big fence / to stop the rabbits spreading / but it didn't work | Australia | 65%
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| To this small island / the United Nations said / you're no real country | Taiwan | 59%
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| "Hola" said Eichmann / and please don't tell Israel / where they can find me | Argentina | 57%
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| Though mostly jungle / along the coast lie cities / where people speak Dutch | Suriname | 55%
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| At El Alamein / Erwin Rommel's mighty tanks / were finally stopped | Egypt | 53%
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| Our President said / that no gay people live here / Ahmadinejad | Iran | 52%
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| Countries do not like / our capital's location / except the U.S. | Israel | 41%
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| Government steals farms / turns all the starving people / into trillionaires | Zimbabwe | 33%
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