Family Guy Theme Song Lyrics

Name all the words to the "Family Guy" theme song.

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First submitted	March 8, 2013
Times taken	83,634
Average score	83.6%
Rating	4.39

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Lyric

seems

today

that

all

you

see

violence

movies

and

sex

But

where

are

those

good

old

fashioned

values

which

used

rely

Lucky

there's

family

guy

Lucky

there's

man

who

positively

can

all

the

things

that

make

laugh

and

cry

He's

family

guy

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52 Comments

Level 61

May 26, 2013

Hahaha. The last three lyrics I got were the three least guessed out of all of them. Awesome quiz!

Level 64

May 28, 2013

Really had to think to get some af the small words, whilst singing the song through several times of course!!

Level 15

May 28, 2013

I always thought it was "but we're at those good old fashioned values" Lol but it's "where are those". awesome quiz :)

+33

Level 39

Jan 2, 2018

that doesn't even make sense

Level 34

Jun 7, 2013

I failed because i forgot 'there's' and 'He's, if you as me should just be 'there' + 'is' and 'he' + 'is'. Because there's and he's are not one word!

Level 24

Aug 3, 2013

Nope

+33

Level 56

Aug 29, 2016

This may be the stupidest complaint I have ever seen on this site.

Level 77

Dec 4, 2020

Be nice

Level 72

Feb 5, 2021

I got the answer right, but I completely agree. "He's" and "there's" are two words each.

Level 77

Nov 18, 2022

But they're one word each in the song, otherwise it would be incorrect

Level 36

Mar 5, 2024

If those are two words then goodbye is four words

Level 52

Sep 11, 2024

good b (with) ye

Level 63

Oct 23, 2024

no. a contraction is one word.

Level 72

Jul 8, 2025

Okay, then, what's the verb in the sentence "Lucky there's a family guy"?

+10

Level 38

Aug 17, 2013

It sounds like for the first season its "effin cry" but in season 4 it begins to sound like laugh and cry and yes, it does talk about that in the show where Brian is drunk and he yells at Stewie, "eh whatever you and your effin cry or laugh and cry or whatever"

Level 39

Jan 2, 2018

that's peter that's drunk and says that

Level 63

Jan 30, 2014

Awesome, sang along right away.

Level 22

Aug 17, 2014

Wow, I've messed up some lyrics in my time, but this one is obviously "laugh and cry." I'm surprised this is even a thingp; that is was even addressed by the show! No offense, but the short "a" sound is so plain to hear, guys!

Anyway, quiz on and good luck.

Level 36

Nov 27, 2014

My hearing isn't what it used to be - I really thought they were saying "Happy is a family guy..."

Level 75

Dec 10, 2014

You should've told us to read from up to down instead of from left to right. I know the song, but had forgotten it so tried to guess and couldn't make any sense of sentences!

Level 33

Feb 11, 2015

I watch it dubbed so I had to guess.

Level 32

Apr 30, 2015

100% with 2:35 minutes left! easy peasy

Level 45

Feb 9, 2016

It should be "glady" there's a man who not "lucky there's a man who. This is incorrect

+16

Level 68

Aug 26, 2016

No it isn't. You are incorrect.

Level 45

Sep 29, 2016

I just listened to the theme song and I can hear them say Gladly clear as day.

Level 82

Mar 9, 2025

You heard wrong then.

Level 39

Jan 2, 2018

then your have awful hearing

Level 81

Aug 26, 2016

51%, and I´ve never ever heard this song. Funny quiz, nonetheless.

Level 89

Aug 26, 2016

Just as I was in the middle of this quiz I heard the theme song actually play on my flatmate's TV downstairs. Excellent.

Level 69

Aug 27, 2016

Finished with exactly 2 minutes left. A very clever theme song when you think about it. My favourite show is either the Y2K bug or the legalise pot episode with the 'Bag of Weed' song.

Level 45

Sep 29, 2016

There should not be the word LUCKY twice in the lyrics. It should be Lucky there's a family guy, GLADLY there's a man who. Not LUCKY there's a man who.

Level 86

Apr 30, 2018

They should probably change the song, I'm sure you care more than they do.

Level 52

Dec 23, 2016

I always thought that the word "us" should have been "you" because it rhymes with the previous lyric.

Level 88

May 1, 2022

They already took care of that in the previous two lyrics:

"Lucky there's a man WHO"

"Positively can DO"

This mimics the beginning:

"It seems today that all you SEE"

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"

My guess is that making a third rhyme following "who" and "do" would disrupt the style of the lyrics.

Level 44

May 22, 2017

Nice knew all of them on second try, first try I couldt spell "Which" right wich was the only mistake. I spelled it "wich". Close enough.

Level 43

Mar 7, 2018

LOL why did I miss the opening lines? I froze and couldnt remember them at all LOL

Level 46

Mar 17, 2019

Family Guy is my favorite anime

Level 79

Apr 26, 2019

Sameee.

Level 79

Apr 26, 2019

Lol 2:52 remaining. Fun quiz. There should be a lot more of these.

Level 18

May 20, 2019

At the end i thought it was "He's our family guy!" not "He's a family guy"

Level 43

Jun 14, 2019

stopped watching in 2006 and i still know all the words.

Level 56

Mar 24, 2021

I hate these lyrics.

Level 51

Apr 26, 2021

i always thought it was lucky as a family guy

Level 88

May 1, 2022

Isn't "old-fashioned" a hyphenated term (and therefore one word)?

Level 37

Jan 5, 2023

Finished in 1:08.

Level 45

Feb 15, 2023

accept "fasioned" for "fashioned" that messed me up this time

Level 23

Feb 19, 2023

learn to spell

Level 41

Mar 10, 2023

Surprised I got it all on the first try. Heard the song plenty of times but always misheard the lyrics

Level 34

Jun 12, 2023

I knew this song would help me someday :D

Level 69

Oct 11, 2024

great quiz

Level 68

Feb 19, 2026

23/55 - I'll accept that as a decent score for literally knowing none of the lyrics to this song!

Level 48

Mar 15, 2026

I put wich like 4 times and it didn't take it