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The Simpsons - Quote to Character

For each quote, guess the character from "The Simpsons" who said it.
Answer must correspond to the yellow box
Each answer is used only once
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First submittedMay 18, 2011
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Quote
Character
D'oh!
Homer
Eat my shorts
Bart
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Ralph Wiggum
Worst... episode... ever
Comic Book Guy
My Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory
Milhouse
Excellent
Mr. Burns
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
Kent Brockman
You may remember me from such films as ...
Troy McClure
Thank you, come again
Apu
Ay, ay, ay! No me gusta!
Bumblebee Man
I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
Grandpa Simpson
Up and atom
Radioactive Man
Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino
Ned Flanders
Hi everybody!
Dr. Nick
Bonjourrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys
Groundskeeper Willie
Am I out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong.
Principal Skinner
Bake him away, toys
Chief Wiggum
Hey Brandine, you might could wear these to your job interview
Cletus
Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Jasper
Why don't you invite him over to dinner? Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then, when he's not expecting it... bam! The old fork in the eye.
Moe
If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room
Lisa
That's German for "the Bart, the"
Sideshow Bob
I just think they're neat (talking about potatoes)
Marge
Ha-ha!
Nelson
You know those guitars that are, like, double-guitars
Otto Mann
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
Jebediah Springfield
Oy... glavin
Professor Frink
Uhh, wallet inspector
Snake
Skinner!
Superintendent Chalmers
Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate
Üter
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37 Comments
+8
Level 15
Mar 17, 2013
How can I remember the exact episodes where Uter said this but not spell his name.
+2
Level 93
Mar 30, 2026
I also knew exactly who it was, but I thought it was Guter or Gunter for some reason...
+1
Level 58
May 2, 2013
you should add doctor nick riviera/doc riviera.. missed out on answer because of this!!
+1
Level ∞
May 2, 2013
Doctor Nick would have worked.
+1
Level 50
Jul 31, 2014
Please accept "Mexican Bee" for Bumblebee man. Just kidding. Fun quiz.
+1
Level 70
Jun 7, 2019
Or just "bumblebee"?
+2
Level 15
Oct 10, 2023
Or "bee man"
+14
Level 31
Apr 20, 2015
I love how 'Super Nintendo Chalmers' is accepted for the "Skinner!" quote XD
+2
Level 62
Jun 7, 2019
I think anything before Chalmers is accepted.
+1
Level 79
Jun 9, 2019
Had to try it myself
+5
Level 69
Oct 10, 2018
Not that Jasper has a ton of widely known quotes but his stint as a substitute teacher explaining what does and doesn't result in a paddlin' is easily his best known
+3
Level 87
Oct 10, 2018
Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
+3
Level ∞
Jun 5, 2019
Changed the quote
+4
Level 68
Jun 7, 2019
My friend and I have been using "that's a paddlin'" to express disdain for regrettable actions for 20 years and will likely continue to do so until one of us is dead.
+2
Level 66
Mar 29, 2019
Hold it right there! Look's like the spider caught himself a couple of flies ______________.
+2
Level 80
Jun 6, 2019
Fun quiz, but nothing from Moe?! :-)
+8
Level 68
Jun 7, 2019
Immigants! I knew it was dem. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was dem.
+3
Level 77
Jun 7, 2019
We called that "The Stinger." They don't let you use that no more.
+3
Level 77
Jun 7, 2019
...and then Bam! The old fork in the eye...
+1
Level ∞
Mar 27, 2026
Added!
+2
Level 72
Sep 1, 2020
"you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for whaaaat?"
+6
Level 70
Jun 7, 2019
Jeff Albertson doesn't work for Comic Book Guy
+1
Level 89
Jun 7, 2019
Üter.
+1
Level 65
Jun 8, 2019
You should accept both Charles Montgomery Burns and Monty Burns, which I tried each of. Probably Charles Burns as well, even though he has never been called that ever. Also, it was Lisa who gave Ralph the Valentine's card with 'I choo-choo-choose you!' on it, so really that should be a Lisa quote, although Ralph says it too.
+1
Level 69
May 18, 2020
I went to get tested for covid-19 today. The name of my doctor at the screening clinic who took my swab was Dr. Nick.
+2
Level 61
Aug 25, 2022
HI EVERYBODY
+1
Level 72
Sep 1, 2020
Disappointed that "Corky" didn't work for Jimbo but good quiz
+1
Level 88
Dec 22, 2020
No love for Marge??
+2
Level 57
Feb 2, 2021
"If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room"

"What kind of catchphrase is that?"

+1
Level 93
Mar 30, 2026
A perfect one for a broody, misunderstood, adolescent gril! ;)
+1
Level 58
Mar 20, 2022
Good quiz dude!
+1
Level 20
Aug 20, 2023
ugugugagaga
+2
Level 58
Jan 19, 2026
Come on, you gotta accept "Hi, Doctor Nick!" as an answer to the "Hi everybody!" question,
+2
Level 57
Mar 27, 2026
You should put Maggie's only line: "Sequel?"
+1
Level 80
Mar 27, 2026
I think she said "Daddy" once too.
+1
Level 93
Mar 30, 2026
I tried Spuckler, then Cleetus and Cleedus before finally getting the spelling right.
+1
Level 47
Apr 15, 2026
No quotes from Krusty!?