| Hint | Character | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Frequently dies | Kenny | 99%
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| Main character #3 | Cartman | 98%
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| Main character #2 | Kyle | 95%
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| Main character #1 | Stan | 95%
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| "The fourth friend" at times | Butters | 91%
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| Disabled kid who says his own name a lot | Timmy | 85%
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| Rich African-American kid | Token | 77%
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| Soul-singing cafeteria worker | Chef | 76%
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| Disabled kid / stand-up comedian | Jimmy | 76%
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| Third grade teacher with multiple sex changes | Mr. Garrison | 74%
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| Girl who causes #1 to vomit | Wendy | 73%
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| Adopted, Canadian younger brother of #2 | Ike | 72%
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| Father of #1 | Randy | 70%
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| Drug-addicted towel | Towelie | 68%
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| Farting Canadian comedy duo | Phillip | 67%
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| Farting Canadian comedy duo | Terrance | 67%
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| The guidance counselor, mmm-kay | Mr. Mackey | 64%
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| Hyperactive, coffee-drinking kid | Tweak | 63%
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| Supervillain alter-ego of the above | Professor Chaos | 56%
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| Puppet of the above | Mr. Hat | 55%
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| Best friend of the above | Bebe | 51%
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| Killed his mother by leaving the toilet seat up | Clyde | 48%
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| Incompetent police officer | Officer Barbrady | 47%
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| Mother of #1 | Sharon | 46%
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| Uncle of #1, and gun enthusiast | Jimbo | 45%
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| Older sister of #1 | Shelly | 45%
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| The class troublemaker | Craig | 44%
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| Flamboyant character who is "Super" | Big Gay Al | 42%
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| Mother of #2 | Sheila | 42%
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| Father of #2 | Gerald | 38%
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| Best friend of above, who is missing a larynx | Ned | 31%
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| Sidekick to the above superhero | General Disarray | 25%
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