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Things that Mark Twain Never Said - Statistics
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- This quiz has been taken 6,987 times
- The average score is 10 of 18
Answer Stats
| Quote | % Correct |
|---|---|
| It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all {doubt} | 79%
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| It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the {fight} {in} {the} {dog} | 76%
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| Never wrestle with a {pig}. You both get dirty and the {pig} likes it. | 74%
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| The coldest winter I ever spent was a {summer} in San Francisco | 73%
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| A banker is a fellow who lends you his {umbrella} when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain | 71%
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| I did not attend his {funeral}, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it | 69%
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| Don't believe the {world} owes you a living. The {world} owes you nothing. It was here first. | 65%
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| I have never let my schooling interfere with my {education} | 61%
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| Giving up {smoking} is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. | 56%
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| {Golf} is a good walk spoiled | 53%
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| {Politicians} are like diapers: they should be changed often, and for the same reason | 50%
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| There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and {statistics} | 49%
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| If {voting} made any difference they wouldn't let us do it | 44%
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| Everybody talks about the {weather}, but nobody does anything about it | 38%
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| Wrinkles should merely indicate where the {smiles} have been | 34%
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| God created war so that {American}s would learn geography | 31%
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| History does not repeat itself, but it {rhymes} | 25%
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| I would have written a {shorter} letter, but I did not have the time | 25%
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