| Haiku | State | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Slowly sinking swamp / a pensioner's paradise / zero income tax | Florida | 88%
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| Weather balloon crash / what the government told us / that day in Roswell | New Mexico | 86%
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| On Lake Pontchartrain / lies a city where people / play trombones outside | Louisiana | 76%
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| Black Hills full of gold / send in General Custer / to kick out the Sioux | South Dakota | 76%
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| City on a sound / a giant corporation / conquering the world | Washington | 76%
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| A moose wandering / on the New Brunswick border / not afraid of cars | Maine | 73%
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| Upper and lower / we named our peninsulas / could have done better | Michigan | 72%
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| In the vast expanse / cattle with horns ten feet long / bluebonnet flowers | Texas | 72%
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| Sticklers often claim / authentic Bourbon whiskey / only comes from here | Kentucky | 70%
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| Rich people can buy / a house on Martha's Vineyard / just like Obama | Massachusetts | 70%
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| Government workers / the highest household income / never mind "The Wire" | Maryland | 69%
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| A farm in Bethel / four hundred thousand hippies / music festival! | New York | 65%
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| Laramie Cody / Sheridan Casper Gillette / to name some cities | Wyoming | 57%
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| Some kid with a match / industrial pollution / a river on fire | Ohio | 55%
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| I would like to know / what exactly they research / in that triangle | North Carolina | 46%
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| Words that killed the dream / impossible high speed train / "Not in my backyard" | California | 45%
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| A tiny mansion / with the famous Jungle Room / seventy dollars | Tennessee | 34%
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