Kinda sad that I read "Has started the most games of any Cleveland Browns quarterback in the 21st century (but still only 60)" and thought, "That number is higher than I would've guessed."
I opened up comments so I could post "Any true football fan knows who dated Jessica Simpson." It was a ridiculously big story once--before Ted Cruz took the title from him Tony held the award for "The Texan Who Most Wishes He Hadn't Gone To Cabo."