Products, services and places advertised on Tim and Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job!

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Revolutionary phone that makes, but does not receive calls, and is large and heavy for durability

Bat+Owl dress-up doll for kids

Restaurant where a certain condiment is stolen from patrons

Extremely sketchy rental service for children who perform circus acts

Featured on the Tragg's Trough Cooking show

Mattress store where you'll fall asleep before your head hits the mattress

Diarrhea inducing lotion

Fierce statue that turns imaginary fears into a real one

Implement that allows user to defecate standing up

Thong sock that will spice up your wardrobe

Dr. Steve Brule's self-defense system

Miniature hats for small men, babies and dolls

A replacement life-like grandfather

Miracle drug that shortens wait times, Eric overdoses on it

Real horsehair candy dipped ponytails

Indexed entries on all known numbers

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All of the magic of the Internet in a safe-virus free CD ROM

Method of making art using your own cat

Digital deer umpire

Tanning system for the eyes, prior tooth pulling required

Diarrhea-catching pants

Fruit sleep inducer that wakes you with mild diarrhea

Convenient on-the-go shower system

Testicle implant for added male pizazz

Tiny vs Big Prices

Electronic alternative to actual criminal trial

Tobacco-laced beverage

Solution to leaky bowels which almost ruins Baseball Man's wedding

Insane new toy driving kids wild, even dispenses edible O Hungee

Works just like catnip, but for men

Way to watch your friends sleep, includes electroshock and toilet hole