| Hint | Answer | % Correct | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Attractive man who faked his law degree | Jeff Winger | 100%
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| 4 | Former high school football star | Troy Barnes | 100%
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| 8 | Fake Spanish teacher, dictator, math teacher | Ben Chang | 99%
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| 3 | Pop culture aficianado | Abed Nadir | 98%
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| 7 | Overachieving former Adderall addict | Annie Edison | 98%
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| 2 | Socially conscious high school dropout | Britta Perry | 98%
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| 5 | Insensitive and elderly long-time student | Pierce Hawthorne | 98%
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| 6 | Mother and enterpreneur | Shirley Bennet | 97%
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| 9 | Pun-loving, costume-donning head of Greendale | Craig Pelton | 93%
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| 15 | Drug dealer with distinct facial hair | Alex Osbourne | 89%
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| 18 | Kleptomaniac monkey | Annie's Boobs | 84%
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| 13 | Immature elderly student | Leonard Rodriguez | 84%
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| 10 | Alcoholic psychology professor | Ian Duncan | 80%
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| 12 | Statistics professor who dates #1 | Michelle Slater | 63%
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| 17 | Husband of #6 | Andre Bennett | 55%
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| 20 | Curmudgeonly criminology professor | Buzz Hickey | 43%
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| 19 | Acting professor | Sean Garrity | 33%
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| 14 | Polish friend of #3 | Pavel Iwaszkiewicz | 27%
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| 16 | Lawyer who betrayed #1 | Alan Connor | 21%
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| 11 | Optimistic accounting professor | Eustice Whitman | 15%
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