| Clue | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Who performs Klinger's wedding ceremony? | Father Mulcahy | 58%
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| What is Winchester's sister's name? | Honoria | 53%
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| Who is Colonel Potter's favorite movie actress? | Doris Day | 47%
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| What is Klinger's uncle's name? | Abdul | 37%
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| What is Hawkeye's long-standing fear that gets in the way of his work? | claustrophobia | 37%
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| Who performed Winchester's wedding ceremony? | the hotel bartender | 26%
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| Who is Hawkeye on a date with when he cuts his feet? | Eddie | 11%
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| How does Houlihan get her new footlocker? | she shoots her old one | 11%
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| What is Rizzo's daughter's name? | Zelda | 11%
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| What did Hot Lips' husband say he lettered in at West Point? | greco-wrestle Romaning | 5%
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| Why did Frank Burns stop being a Scoutmaster? | set himself on fire | 5%
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| How did Colonel Potter get a Purple Heart? | still exploded | 5%
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| What pageant title did Henry Blake's wife win? | Succotash Queen | 5%
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| What is Klinger's mother's maiden name? | Abodeelie | 0%
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| How does Radar lose his hero-worship of Hawkeye? | Hawkeye is hungover in surgery | 0%
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