| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| “I’m gonna share that one with my next husband when we’re spending your money.” | Gloria | 95%
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| “When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!’” | Phil | 95%
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| “Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now they’re driving, and soon we’ll all be dead.” | Claire | 93%
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| “I shouldn’t be penalized for being too smart, I’m not running for president.” | Alex | 91%
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| “You want to hear the guest list for the night? So far it’s anger, betrayal, terror, and sadness. Congratulations Mitchell, you packed the house!” | Cameron | 91%
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| “In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.” | Haley | 90%
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| “Dad, we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you’re old and in a wheelchair, I’ll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go. And I’ll take you to the top of a huge hill and just let go.” | Luke | 89%
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| “What could be more natural than your mother’s tongue in your ear?” | Gloria | 87%
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| “Success is one percent inspiration, 98 percent perspiration, and two percent attention to detail.” | Phil | 87%
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| “I would love to be wrong, but I don’t live with the right people for that.” | Claire | 86%
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| “Books? Wake up and smell the Internet, grandma.” | Luke | 86%
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| “There’s a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, ‘That’s messed up.’” | Cameron | 85%
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| “When you’re married to me you’re going to be yelled at many times.” | Gloria | 85%
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| “No one wants to think at graduation! It’s graduation, the time when we celebrate being done with thinking.” | Haley | 85%
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| “What kind of man writes poetry on a computer?” | Manny | 83%
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| “It can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child. I don’t mean to brag, but that’s why I didn’t have any friends.” | Mitchell | 82%
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| “With great hotness comes great responsibility.” | Haley | 81%
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| “Everything I touch turns to detention.” | Haley | 80%
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| “Well, technically this is your fault because we were afraid our marriage was getting as boring as yours.” | Cameron | 77%
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| “No, see this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug. So, people don’t get hurt.” | Jay | 77%
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| “The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck.” | Phil | 74%
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| “Well, yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you have a lumpy rug… creates a tripping hazard… and open yourself up to lawsuits." | Phil | 72%
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