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Harper Valley PTA by Dolly Parton
I
want
to
tell
you
all
a
story
'bout
a
Harper
Valley
widow
wife
Who
had
a
teenage
daughter
that
attended
Harper
Valley
Junior
High
Well,
her
daughter
came
home
one
afternoon
and
didn't
even
stop
to
play
And
she
said,
"Mama,
I've
got
a
note
here
from
the
Harper
Valley
PTA"
Well,
the
note
said
"Mrs
Johnson,
you're
wearing
your
dresses
way
too
high"
It's
been
reported
you've
been
drinkin'
and
a
runnin'
round
with
men
and
goin'
wild
Now
we
don't
believe
you
ought
to
be
a
bringin'
up
your
little
girl
this
way"
And
it
was
signed
by
the
secretary,
Harper
Valley
PTA
Well
it
happened
that
the
PTA
was
gonna
meet
that
very
afternoon
And
boy,
were
they
surprised
as
Mrs
Johnson
wore
her
mini
skirt
into
the
room
And
as
she
walked
up
to
the
black
board,
I
can
still
recall
the
word
she
had
to
say
She
said
"I'd
like
to
address
this
meeting
of
the
Harper
Valley
PTA"
Now
there's
Bobby
Taylor
sittin'
there,
and
seven
times,
he's
asked
me
for
a
date
And
Mrs
Taylor
sure
seems
to
use
a
lot
of
ice
whenever
he's
away
And
Mr
Baker
can
you
tell
us
why
your
secretary
had
to
leave
this
town?
And
shouldn't
widow
Jones
be
told
to
keep
her
window
shades
all
pulled
completely
down
Now
Mr
Harper
couldn't
be
here
'cause
he's
stayed
too
long
in
Kelly's
bar
again
And
if
you
smell
Shirley
Thompson's
breath,
you'll
find
she's
had
a
little
nip
of
gin
And
then
you
have
the
nerve
to
tell
me
as
a
mother
you
think
that
I
ain't
fit
Well,
this
is
just
a
little
Payton
place
and
you're
all
Harper
Valley
hypocrites
Now
I
wouldn't
put
you
on
because
it
really
did,
it
happened
just
this
way
That
day
my
mama
socked
it
to
the
Harper
Valley
PTA
That
day
my
mama
socked
it
to
'em
at
the
Harper
Valley
PTA
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