Terrible Jokes — Click Quiz

My friend once told me about the time he vandalized tombstones.

I heard McDonald’s has been killing bugs and frying them into this new food item.

An angry man intentionally tipped over a large container full of venomous snakes, which later killed him.

Why are jellyfish such terrible lovers?

I’ve heard that boron is the lamest element.

I heard about a guy whose hair randomly turned gray.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Hit me up later bro!” Then later…

What did the drunk man say after losing his Ford car?

A student asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replies with “Sing the alphabet first” The boy then sings “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”. The teacher then asks “Where’s the P?” The student replies with…

A man stumbles across a traffic light that is stuck on red and will never turn green. He then texts his friend, who repairs traffic lights, but unfortunately…

Vatican City has won the best flag contest.

What did one piece of paper say when he saw another piece of paper being split in half?

Can just one bird tango?

A guy asks a girl “What is your birthday?” The girl replies with “March 1st”.