Airplane! Quotes Quiz

Can you fill in the blanks in these famous quotes from the Airplane! movie?

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Who Says It	Quote
Dr. Rumack	I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Announcer	The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Ted Striker & Dr. Rumack	- Surely you can't be serious. - I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Shirley	I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Dr. Rumack & Elaine Dickinson	- You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. - A hospital? What is it? - It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Captain Oveur	Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Dr. Rumack & Elaine Dickinson	- What was it we had for dinner tonight? - Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. - Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Steve McCroskey	Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Young boy and little girl	- Cream? - No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
Hanging Lady & Ted Striker	- Nervous? - Yes. - First time? - No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Ted Striker	It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Airport Steward & Ted Striker	- Smoking or non-smoking? - Smoking.
Dr. Rumack & Elaine Dickinson	- Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? - No.

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