| Badly Described Hint | Badly Described Occupation | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Someone that raises living things just so they can be eaten or sold later on. | Farmer | 86%
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| Someone who cries professionally to portray other people’s problems. | Actor | Actress | 77%
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| Person who lies a lot about the bad stuff other people do. | Lawyer | 77%
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| Someone who beats the crap out of a piece of hot metal to shape it into a pointy object. | Blacksmith | 72%
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| Someone that mumbles nonsense to one person before translating his nonsense to other people who don’t understand the nonsense. | Translator | 71%
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| Someone who delivers the tasty requests of customers on unnecessarily large trays. | Waiter | 71%
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| Someone who travels to enormous rotating objects in a large vessel that gets smaller and smaller the farther it goes along. | Astronaut | 70%
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| Person who covers up the bad stuff they do with a bunch of fake promises. | Politician | 70%
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| Someone that wears a white coat, tests your bodily functions, and gives unreasonably long names to when there's something wrong with you. | Doctor | 69%
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| Someone that chops, boils, and/or fries the dead bodies of once-living things to satisfy the pains of someone's mid-section. | Chef | 67%
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| Someone who fierociously scribbles in a notepad then publishes their markings in an over-complicatedly folded paper that no one reads anymore. | Journalist | 64%
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| Someone who shoves a microphone in an innocent person's face and expects them to tell a story. | News Reporter | 53%
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| Someone who mentally abuses the brains of (small) children. | Teacher | 51%
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| Muscular person who throws or hits round things for the enjoyment of others. | Athlete | 48%
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| Someone who makes sure wild living things stay "domesticated" in cages which they will spend the rest of their lives in for the enjoyment of young children. | Zookeeper | 45%
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| Someone who escorts people through all sorts of structures and discusses how much it costs to live depending on someone's selection. | Realtor | 43%
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| Person who puts the things you want on a red thing, adds them up, and then shames you into donating to some cause. | Cashier | 41%
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| Person who stares at a body of water to watch for vanishing bodies | Lifeguard | 37%
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| Someone who sells fragrant corpses of once living green things to delight the noses of people. | Florist | 36%
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| Someone who points at a fake map to describe things that can also just be seen by looking outside | Meteorologist | 32%
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