| # | Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | Very chubby, short kid | Chad Applewhite | 100%
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| 20 | Huge, very easily angered kid | Chester Budrick | 100%
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| 23 | Slightly more insane Phys Ed teacher | Coach John | 100%
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| 13 | Drama Queen | Dee Dee Holloway | 100%
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| 6 | Nate's older sister | Ellen Wright | 100%
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| 2 | Nate's best friend | Francis Pope | 100%
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| 9 | Annoying gradegrubber | Gina Hemphill-Toms | 100%
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| 8 | Nate's crush | Jenny Jenkins | 100%
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| 12 | Very boring science teacher | Mr. Galvin | 100%
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| 10 | Always bored Art Teacher | Mr. Rosa | 100%
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| 4 | Evilest Social Studies Teacher | Mrs. Godfrey | 100%
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| 26 | Principal of PS.38 | Principal Nichols | 100%
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| 3 | Nate's second-best friend | Teddy Ortiz | 100%
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| 11 | Only person better at chess than Nate | Artur Pashkov | 88%
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| 22 | Coach and Phys Ed teacher, very easygoing | Coach Calhoun | 88%
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| 15 | Weird fat girl obsessed with Nate | Kim Kressley | 88%
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| 18 | Math teacher; horrible at jokes | Mr. Staples | 88%
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| 21 | English teacher, best friends with Mrs. Godfrey | Ms. Clarke | 88%
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| 1 | The protagonist | Nate Wright | 88%
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| 14 | School bully | Randy Betancourt | 88%
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| 19 | Nate's uncle, addicted to video games | Ted Wright | 88%
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| 17 | Nate's Grandmother | Marge Wright | 75%
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| 5 | Nate's dad | Martin Wright | 75%
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| 28 | Nose-picking weirdo | Nick Blonsky | 75%
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| 25 | Obnoxious kid from Jefferson Middle School | Nolan | 75%
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| 24 | Detention Monitor who reads romance novels | Mrs. Czerwicki | 63%
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| 27 | Principal's Secretary | Mrs. Shipulski | 63%
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| 16 | Nate's Grandfather | Vernon Wright | 50%
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