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Are You Competent... or Incompetent?! Phrases Quiz - Statistics
General Stats
- This quiz has been taken 20 times
- The average score is 7 of 14
Answer Stats
| Phrase | % Correct |
|---|---|
| You couldn't find your arse with both {hands}. | 94%
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| You couldn't fight your way out of {paper} bag. | 88%
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| US variant: You couldn't organise a two car {funeral}. (Only one car is a hearse). | 76%
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| Dutch variant: You couldn't push a {frog} from a riverbank. (Think: amphibious creature). | 71%
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| You don't know your arse from your {elbow}. | 59%
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| You couldn't organise a {piss} up in a brewery. | 53%
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| Musical variant: You couldn't carry a {note or tune} in a bucket. (word has four letters) | 47%
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| You couldn't pour water out of a {boot} that had directions on the heel. | 41%
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| Are you as much use as a {chocolate} teapot? | 35%
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| NZ variant: You couldn't sell a {statue} to a pigeon. (They like to sit one one of these carved objects). | 35%
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| You couldn't organise a {bun} fight in a bakery. | 35%
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| You couldn't knock the {skin} off a rice pudding. | 29%
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| Australian variant: You couldn't {raffle} a chook in a pub. (Chook=chicken as meat. Tickets and chance are involved) | 24%
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| You couldn't run a {whelk} stall. (Illustrated above). | 12%
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