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| Time to conquer all of _____ ... er .. most of _____ ... | India | 88%
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| The _______ just invaded most of the universe. Nice going, Genghis. Bet that'll last a long time. | Mongols | 88%
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| Aaaaaaaaand the Roman Empire's gone. Actually just half of it, but it's not in ____ anymore, so let's give it a new name. | Rome | 88%
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| THE SUN IS A DEADLY _____. | LAZER | 75%
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| "AAH!" said the _________ Empire, who's getting so small it almost doesn't exist anymore. | Byzantine | 75%
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| ___________ ALL THE KINGDOMS. | CHRISTIANIZE | 75%
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| Some people have no ____. | Food | 75%
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| Hey, Pope, want to take back the ____ ____? Come on, I know you want to take back the ____ ____. | Holy Land | 75%
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| Hi I live in the Roman Empire and I was wondering is loving _____ legal yet? | Jesus | 75%
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| No. Actually it is now said Constantine moving his capital to be closer to his ____ _____. | Main rival | 75%
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| And the ocean is full of _______. | Plastic | 75%
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| It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the ______ _____! | Seljuk Turks | 75%
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| Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, said the Roman Empire, eating the entire _____________ for breakfast | Mediterranean | 75%
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| Deep in the Arabian desert, on the top of a mountain, the real god whispers ________'s ear, so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods, and he tells them their gods are all fake... | Muhammad | 75%
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| Hi, everything's great said some guy who's getting _______, who is then arrested and killed for being too _______, which only makes him more _______. | Popular | 75%
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| They're the _____ _____, no one conquers the _____ _____! | Tamil kings | 75%
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| Wait, where the ____ are we? | Hell | 75%
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| "Me!" said the ________, swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world. | Arabians | 63%
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| They did many ________, some of which almost didn't fail. But at least Italy got some sweet trade deals out of it. | Crusades | 63%
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| Use a stronger ___. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an ___. Water is in the ___. Baby, in the ___, in the water, in the ___. | Egg | 63%
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| The ______ just had the idea of thinking about stuff. | Greeks | 63%
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| That's a _____ ______. | Human person | 63%
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| Bigger stars burn out and die with _______. | Passion | 63%
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| What's it made of? ______ and stuff! | Quarks | 63%
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| ______ made ______ ______n again, and let's change the type of Islam, you know the one where the first guy was the other guy. | Persia | 63%
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| Let's invent a _____ _______, said the thing inventor inventor, after being invented by a _____ _______. | Thing inventor | 63%
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| Knock knock, it's ___________. | Chandragupta | 50%
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| And make crazy sounds with their voice. ________. | Gneurshk | 50%
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| ______________ OVERLOAD. | GREEKIFICATION | 50%
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| I'm sad. I miss you. ___ ___ ____ ______? | How did this happen? | 50%
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| Guess who's in Rome. __________! | Barbarians | 50%
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| Which _____ would you like? Mine's better. Mine's better. Mine's better. | Brand | 38%
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| Some people have no _______. | Friends | 38%
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| The ________ have taken over the entire Eurasian steppe. Great job, ________. | Göktürks | 38%
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| Oh, hey, ________, go conquer India or something. | Timurids. | 38%
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