Movies by Quotes - Jim Carrey

Movie

Character

Year

Quote

2020

"I was not expecting that!... But I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count."

2011

"Hello! I have to send the penguins back."

2008

"Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!"

2008

"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent."

2007

"There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people."

2005

"I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not leaving here without your money."

2004

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"

2003

"Smite me, oh mighty Smiter!"

2000

"Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage."

1999

"I hate sitcoms, George. They're just... stupid jokes... and canned laughter! And you don't know why it's there, but it's there. And... and that's DEAD people laughing! Did you know that? Those people are dead!"

1998

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

1997

"The color of the pen that I hold in my hand is rrrrr-rrroyal blue!"

1994

"I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!"

1994

"Look, Ma! I'm road kill! Ha, ha, ha!"

1994

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."