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Character
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"Summer is awful! There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself!"
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Gene
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"You're my children, and I love you, but you're all terrible."
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Bob
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"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"
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Teddy
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"That sign says 'no running' and you're running your mouth!"
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Linda
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"Dark, dirty water. Under a horrible bridge."
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Chuck
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"Grade A ground beef. Meaning we dropped it on the ground."
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Louise
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"Guess who's on new meds?"
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Gayle
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"I'd write about the guy who flies the helicopter on The Bachelor."
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Tina
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"Don't tell me not to dance, dad!"
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Jimmy Junior
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"My pants are staying on."
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Mickey
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"That is literally the stupidest thing anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever."
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Tammy
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"Bob, I think my medium rare burger is turning into a well done situation."
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Mort
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"That's right, the hostage situation is moving... to Fish Rocket Burgers."
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Olson
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"Go back to your seat, Gene. And wipe that baby off your face."
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Mr. Frond
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"All you're doing is making the shark more dangerous, Bob."
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Hugo
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"I just was punched in the face. By your harsh words!"
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Randy
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"Oh, well done! That's the money shot!"
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Mr. Fischoeder
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"Throw him in the shell pile!"
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Gretchen
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"You'll be out of business by then, Bob. Don't worry."
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Jimmy Pesto
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"Who's breathing on my line?"
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Sergeant Bosco
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"It doesn't get hot, but the bubbles still work."
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Dr. Yap
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"You give me that toilet!"
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Max Flush
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"Wait, A.I. like, 'as if'?"
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Jocelyn
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"You two are making me feel smart."
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Zeke
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"We're all glued to a toilet called earth!"
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Speedo Guy
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