Celebrities by Quote

I kind of left everyone behind in Australia - all my friends and my family and I had to break up with my boyfriend.

Actor, Producer

Well, well, well! It's certainly a compelling provocative exciting delicious to think about idea, smart people say the universe is so big there must be something statistically it could be likely there could be something happening on some other world.

Actor, Musician

Honestly, the deadpan thing wasn't ever my thing. Sometimes when I'm in an uncomfortable situation, when I'm on talk shows or stuff like that, it's just an easy defense mechanism for me to kind of slip into that persona.

Actor, Comedian, Producer

[on how his fight on celebrity death match to Al Gore went] Unfortunately, he sucked out my brains through my eyeballs.

Musician, Actor, Songwriter, Singer, Voice Actor, Writer, Producer

I don't want to be known as the grand-daughter of the [their last name] I want to be known as [their first name].

Businessperson, Actor, Model, Singer, Personality

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

Comedian, Host, Writer, Actor, Producer

[on being mistaken as a boy] It has happened to me so much, my alter ego his name is John.

Actor, Producer

I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality.

Director, Producer, Animator, Writer

I describe my look as a blend of Mother Goose, Cinderella, and the local hooker!

Singer, Songwriter, Musician, Producer

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.

Businessperson

Who cares [who my songs are about]? Nobody famous, just old boyfriends. I don't date celebrities. I ain't [freaking] Taylor Swift, do you know what I mean?

Singer, Songwriter

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

Comedian, Actor, Writer, Producer