| Quote | Answer | % Correct |
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| _____ are meaningless. You can use _____ to prove anything that’s even remotely true | facts | 82%
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| _ __ so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T … I mean S-M-A-R-T | i am | 82%
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| Why do my _______ have consequences | actions | 79%
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| To ______! The cause of … and solution to … all of life’s problems | alcohol | 79%
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| For once, maybe someone will call me ‘___’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene' | sir | 79%
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| Oh, I have three ____ and no money. Why can’t I have no ____ and three money | kids | 76%
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| Forty _______? But I want it now | seconds | 74%
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| Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. ___ ____ | eat them | 71%
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| Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the ________ way | american | 68%
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| You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: _____ ___ | never try | 68%
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| Simpson! Homer Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in his-tor-y … from the town of Springfield! He’s about to hit a ________ ____ | chestnut tree | 65%
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| I’m not normally a _______ man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman | praying | 65%
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| I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish ________ ___ ____ | Flanders was dead | 59%
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| If he’s so smart, how come he’s _____ | dead | 56%
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| All my life, I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many _____ | goals | 53%
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| What’s the point of _____ ___? We’re just going to wind up back here, anyway | going out | 53%
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| “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to _____ _______ | clown college | 47%
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| If ‘The Flintstones’ has taught us anything, it’s that ________ can be used to mix cement | pelicans | 44%
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| Weaseling out of things is _________ to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel | important | 41%
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| It takes two to ___ – one to ___ and one to listen | lie | 29%
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| You couldn’t ____ your mother on the ____ingest day of your life, if you had an electrified ____ing machine | fool | 26%
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| A boy without mischief is like a _______ ____ without a liquid center | bowling ball | 15%
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