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Category
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State
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Sarah Palin doesn't represent us!
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Alaska
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Yes, we're bigger than you're house.
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Rhode Island
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Still in a drought...
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California
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We have... Yellowstone?
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Wyoming
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Pine trees! Lots of pine trees!
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Maine
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Cold.
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Minnesota
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Socialism = Bad
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Florida
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Aliens. And A-Bomb. That's about it.
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New Mexico
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Still Confederate at heart!
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Mississippi
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Cheese.
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Wisconsin
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We're melting down here!
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Arizona
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Nobody's home, except Bernie.
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Vermont
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Trying to beat New York 300 years later.
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New Jersey
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We're more than just one city (not really)!
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New York
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Bad water, good cars.
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Michigan
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Partying like it's 1845!
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Texas
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Ben Franklin lived here. Also steel. Tons of steel.
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Pennsylvania
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Mardi Gras and murders.
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Louisiana
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Don't sit near us at sports events.
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Massachusetts
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Waffle House. That's why we die early. It's Waffle House!
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Georgia
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That's alotta corn!
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Nebraska
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We're know for something. Bush was born here... Nevermind.
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Connecticut
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We'll never get tired of the mountains!
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Colorado
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We have nothing. Literally nothing.
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Delaware
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Drill baby, drill!
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North Dakota
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Four presidents. Low test scores though, so we forgot which ones.
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South Dakota
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You'd be fat if you lived here too!
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Hawaii
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We'll tell you the next sunny day. Just wait.
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Washington
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College Football. We hide the rest.
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Alabama
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Home to the most slave holding presidents!
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Virginia
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Country music and the Mountains. Stay away from Memphis though!
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Tennessee
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Poor people and barbeque.
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Missouri
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We have fun solving the big cities murders.
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Illinois
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The boredom is contagious.
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Indiana
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Stop watching TikToks about us!
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Ohio
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You care about us at election time.
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Iowa
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It's pronounced "gun," not "gone!"
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Oregon
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Charring you're lungs since 1587!
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North Carolina
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Flatness.
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Kansas
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Just stay away from Baltimore.
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Maryland
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More than Prostitution and gambling!
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Nevada
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Rich white people. And that's about it.
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New Hampshire
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Walmart. Ignore the rest.
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Arkansas
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Bluegrass.
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Kentucky
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Too much land for too few people.
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Montana
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The Civil War started here! Oh wait...
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South Carolina
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Coal mining and obesity.
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West Virginia
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Potato farmers make good... people?
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Idaho
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Cowboys. That's the best part.
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Oklahoma
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Mormon people in abundance!
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Utah
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