| Description | Character | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| He is big boned, not fat | Eric Cartman | 100%
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| Dies a lot | Kenny Mccormick | 99%
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| The jewish boy with red hair | Kyle Broflovski | 99%
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| The boy with the red poofball hat | Stan Marsh | 99%
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| He is always grounded | Butters Stotch | 97%
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| The richest kid in town | Token Black | 95%
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| Mother of Eric | Liane Cartman | 94%
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| Holds the world record for largest crap | Randy Marsh | 94%
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| Stand up comic with a speech impediment | Jimmy Valmer | 93%
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| Can only say his name | Timmy Burch | 93%
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| The younger Canadian brother of Kyle | Ike Broflovski | 92%
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| The class president | Wendy Testaburger | 92%
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| Wendy's best friend | Bebe Stevens | 90%
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| Wife of the above | Sharon Marsh | 90%
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| Stan's sister | Shelly Marsh | 90%
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| Drinks too much coffee and gets underpants stolen | Tweak Tweek | 89%
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| Works in the school cafeteria | Chef | 88%
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| Regrets joining a Peruvian flute band | Craig Tucker | 88%
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| 4th grade teacher that becomes president | Mr Garrison | 88%
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| School guidance counselor | Mr Mackey | 87%
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| Mother of Kyle | Sheila Broflovski | 87%
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| Father of Kyle | Gerald Broflovski | 86%
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| New politically correct principal | PC principal | 82%
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| Had a colostomy at age 5 and hates Cartman | Clyde Donovan | 81%
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| Everyone's favorite Christmas poo | Mr Hanky | 81%
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| Mr Garrison's puppet | Mr Hat | 80%
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| Stan's uncle | Jimbo Kern | 78%
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| Sadam Hussein's boyfriend | Satan | 78%
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| English boy who was constantly bullied | Pip Pirrup | 77%
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| One of the two members of the boy's favorite show | Terrence & Phillip | 76%
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| Mr Slave's husband | Big Gay Al | 75%
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| Original principal of the school | Principal Victoria | 74%
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| Mr Garrison's teaching assistant | Mr Slave | 73%
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| Cartman's first girlfriend | Heidi Turner | 72%
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| Incompetent police officer | Officer Barbrady | 72%
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| Butter's alter ego | Professor Chaos | 72%
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| Stan's uncle's friend who needs voice assistance | Ned Gerblanski | 71%
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| Kenny's sister | Karen Mccormick | 68%
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| The boy's friend from Africa | Starvin Marvin | 68%
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| Cartman's cat | Mr Kitty | 67%
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| Has diabetes | Scott Malkinson | 66%
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| Cartman's arch nemesis, who turns out to be his half brother | Scott Tenorman | 66%
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| Half man half bear half pig | Manbearpig | 64%
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| What Cartman calls his little love angel | Cupid me | 62%
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| Butter's mom | Linda Stotch | 62%
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| Butter's dad | Stephen Stotch | 61%
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| Author of a million little fibers | Towelie | 60%
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| Doesn't understand the fish stick joke | Kanye West | 59%
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| 4th grade girl with red hair | Red | 59%
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| Singer who is secretly Randy | Lorde | 56%
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| Won't come out of the closet | Tom Cruise | 56%
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| Kenny's brother | Kevin Mccormick | 55%
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| Wants to stop Manbearpig | Al Gore | 54%
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| Kenny's Father | Stuart Mccormick | 54%
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| Teacher who has an affair with Mr Mackey then dies shortly after | Mrs Choksondik | 52%
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| Cartman's father | Jack Tenorman | 51%
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| Owner of City Wok | Tuong Lu Kim | 51%
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| Creatures who steal underpants | Gnomes | 49%
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| The first name of Stan's grandfather | Marvin | 49%
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| Above's sidekick | Mimsy | 45%
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| Cartman's favorite stuffed animal | Clyde Frog | 44%
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| Name of Butters when he pretends to be a girl | Marjorine | 44%
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| Jimmy's arch nemesis | Nathan | 44%
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| Gets trapped in locker room with token | Nichole Daniels | 44%
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| Celebrity whose pets kill themselves | Paris Hilton | 44%
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| Christmas animals who worship Satan | Woodland Critters | 44%
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| Person that kills the above | Santa | 42%
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| Appears if you say his name in the mirror three times | Biggie Smalls | 38%
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| Main goth girl | Henrietta | 38%
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| Clinically insane actor who Cartman idolizes | Mel Gibson | 38%
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| The class's pet gerbile | Lemmiwinks | 37%
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| Cartman's enemy's favorite band | Radiohead | 37%
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| Main goth kid | Michael | 35%
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| The sisters who temporarily take the above off air | Queef Sisters | 34%
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| The family member who bullies Butters is his | Grandmother | 32%
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| Mayor of South Park | Mayor Mcdaniels | 31%
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| Only animal that can stop Antichrist from being born | Mountain lion | 31%
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| Fruit that sings Africa by Toto | Member berries | 30%
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| Last name of Kyle's cousin | Schwartz | 30%
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| Rat looking creature from New Jersey | Snooki | 30%
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| Got rejected by Butters | Lisa Berger | 29%
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| Clyde's mom who dies in toilet | Betsy Donovan | 27%
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| Robot that the Germans create to be funny | Funnybot | 27%
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| Hair flipped goth | Pete | 27%
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| Chef's temporary replacement | Mr Derp | 26%
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| Raisins girl who Butters falls in love with | Lexus | 24%
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| Boy who the boys make go to juvy | Trent Boyett | 23%
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| Had to be aborted out of Kyle | Antichrist | 19%
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| The Cartman whisperer | Cesar Millan | 19%
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| Clyde's friend with a receding hairline | Jason White | 19%
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| Sings at Kyle's AIDS dinner | Jimmy Buffet | 19%
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| Kid with no Facebook friends | Kip Drordry | 17%
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| Teacher who has an affair with Ike | Ms Stephenson | 16%
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| Mystery solving brothers | Hardly Boys | 14%
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| Craps her pants in front of the class | Jenny Simons | 14%
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| Boy who Cartman meets in juvy | Romper Stomper | 14%
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| Often mistaken for a horse or "donkey witch" | Sarah Jessica Parker | 12%
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| KFC trafficking lord | Billy Miller | 11%
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| Rides his little bicicleta to school | David Rodriguez | 11%
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| Will kiss any boy for five dollars | Annie | 10%
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| Native American suspected to be Cartman's father | Chief Running Water | 10%
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| Gets sent to Scottsdale | Mike Mcowsky | 10%
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| Teacher who boys set on fire | Mrs Claridge | 10%
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| Goth Kindergartner | Firkle Smith | 7%
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| Murdered while reading morning announcements | Gordon Stoltski | 7%
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| Kid who wears life jacket and has crush on Shelly | Larry Feegan | 7%
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| The Zach Efron of the school | Bridon Gueermo | 6%
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| Best candidate to read morning announcements | Casey Miller | 6%
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| Calls Stan "Stan Darsh" | Tad Mikowski | 6%
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| Name of ski instructor | Thumper | 6%
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| Alien outlaw who forces Randy to rebuild racecar | Baby Fart Mcgeezax | 5%
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| Farmer who shoots trespassers on site | Carl Denkins | 5%
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| The school janitor | Mr Venezuela | 5%
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| Kid who teaches parents Minecraft | Corey Lanskin | 3%
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