Doctor Who Said That? 2

Can't get a cup of tea round here for love nor money.

And how did I end up like... that? All rainbows and trousers that don't reach?

I did spare your son... because he's a useless runt, sickly and weak. And I did have children. I slit their throats when they joined the resistance!

I know this is hard to believe. I know you're not exactly a sci-fi person-

Stop it with the eyes. Don't do that with the eyes. How do you do that anyway? It's like they inflate.

We're stuck. All of space and time, he promised me. Now I've got a job in a shop. I've got to support him!

But what do I do every day, mum? What do I do? Get up, catch the bus, go to work, come back home, eat chips and go to bed? Is that it?

It's gone dark. It's them aliens, I'll bet my pension. What do you want this time, you green swine?

The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself.

There's plenty of people who need soup a lot more than me.

Do Po Lo Sho. No Dro Fo Ro. Zo. To Fo Ro. Dro Ro Fro. Bo. Dro!

You're not mating with me, sunshine!

Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols!

All right, then. If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.