| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” | Albert Einstein | 67%
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| "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." | General James "Mad Dog" Mattis | 55%
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| “The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.” | Confucius | 42%
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| “My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” | Socrates | 42%
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| "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." | Oscar Wilde | 39%
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| “Never eat more than you can lift.” | Miss Piggy | 36%
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| “Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!” | Charlie Brown | 27%
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| “I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” | Sid Vicious | 27%
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| “If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.” | George Carlin | 24%
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| “If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?” | John Cleese | 24%
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| “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.” | The Dalai Lama | 24%
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| “Without music, life would be a mistake.” | Friedrich Nietzsche | 21%
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| “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” | Mark Twain | 21%
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| “Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” | Leslie Nielsen | 15%
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| “Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise they won’t come to yours." | Yogi Berra | 15%
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