| Song Lyric/Year | Song Title | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| "An evil looking man called Two Ton Ted from Teddington..." (1971) | Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) (Benny Hill) | 76%
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| "Nekked as a jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel..." (1974) | The Streak (Ray Stevens) | 63%
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| "When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.." (1972) | My Ding-A-Ling (Chuck Berry) | 61%
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| "So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea, and then we went home..." (1962) | Right Said Fred (Bernard Cribbins) | 59%
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| "I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra... (1971) | Lumberjack Song (Monty Python) | 46%
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| "For a nosey parker it's an interestin' job..." (1936) | When I'm Cleaning Windows (George Formby) | 39%
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| "But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid..." (1975) | D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (Billy Connolly) | 37%
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| "Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole?..." (1962) | My Brother (Terry Scott) | 32%
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| "In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago..." (1961) | My Boomerang Won't Come Back (Charlie Drake) | 22%
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| "'Cross the mountains of your chest I will sticker Union Jacks..." (1968) | Canyons Of Your Mind (Bonzo Dog Doodah Band) | 15%
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| "I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day..." (1980) | It's Hard To Be Humble (Mac Davis) | 15%
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| "And now he's emperor of Rome..." (1968) | Lily The Pink (The Scaffold) | 15%
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| "Like the disco king meets Yogi bear..." (1980) | Oldest Swinger In Town (Fred Wedlock) | 12%
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| "To my knowledge half of toytown knows of her horizontal pleasures..." (1975) | Magic Roundabout (Jasper Carrott) | 7%
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| "I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter..." (1978) | The Winker's Song (Misprint) (Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars) | 7%
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| "He's a most immoral Santa, as she stood beneath the mistletoe..." (1974) | Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (The Goodies) | 5%
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| "people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog..." (1975) | Rochdale Cowboy (Mike Harding) | 5%
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| "Mother's just planted petunias..." (1961) | Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad (Tommy Cooper) | 2%
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| "Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!..." (1964) | The Gas-Man Cometh (Flanders and Swan) | 2%
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| "He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did..." (1972) | Bantam Cock (Jake Thackray) | 0%
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