UK Comedy Song Lyrics (1960's to 1980's) - Statistics

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Song Lyric/Year Song Title % Correct
"An evil looking man called Two Ton Ted from Teddington..." (1971) Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) (Benny Hill)
76%
"Nekked as a jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel..." (1974) The Streak (Ray Stevens)
63%
"When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.." (1972) My Ding-A-Ling (Chuck Berry)
61%
"So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea, and then we went home..." (1962) Right Said Fred (Bernard Cribbins)
59%
"I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra... (1971) Lumberjack Song (Monty Python)
46%
"For a nosey parker it's an interestin' job..." (1936) When I'm Cleaning Windows (George Formby)
39%
"But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid..." (1975) D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (Billy Connolly)
37%
"Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole?..." (1962) My Brother (Terry Scott)
32%
"In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago..." (1961) My Boomerang Won't Come Back (Charlie Drake)
22%
"'Cross the mountains of your chest I will sticker Union Jacks..." (1968) Canyons Of Your Mind (Bonzo Dog Doodah Band)
15%
"I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day..." (1980) It's Hard To Be Humble (Mac Davis)
15%
"And now he's emperor of Rome..." (1968) Lily The Pink (The Scaffold)
15%
"Like the disco king meets Yogi bear..." (1980) Oldest Swinger In Town (Fred Wedlock)
12%
"To my knowledge half of toytown knows of her horizontal pleasures..." (1975) Magic Roundabout (Jasper Carrott)
7%
"I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter..." (1978) The Winker's Song (Misprint) (Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars)
7%
"He's a most immoral Santa, as she stood beneath the mistletoe..." (1974) Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (The Goodies)
5%
"people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog..." (1975) Rochdale Cowboy (Mike Harding)
5%
"Mother's just planted petunias..." (1961) Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad (Tommy Cooper)
2%
"Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!..." (1964) The Gas-Man Cometh (Flanders and Swan)
2%
"He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did..." (1972) Bantam Cock (Jake Thackray)
0%
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