Movie Quotes #3 (Comedy)

"And that's the way the cookie crumbles." (2003)

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy." (1979)

"Is it the frank or the beans?" "I don't know, both I guess." (1998)

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" (2001)

"Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt." "People got hurt." "I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt." (2016)

"Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?" "I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen." (1993)

"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg." "His leg?" "Yeah. God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless." (2014)

"See that? NYPD, means I will knock your punkass down!" (1997)

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white." (2004)

"Put your hands up!" "No." "What?" "I said no." "Why not?" "Because I don't want to." "But I've got a gun..." "I don't care." (2012)

"Man, I don't drop character 'til I done the DVD commentary." (Side note: He did the DVD commentary in character) (2008)

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, little Squishy... Ow! Bad Squishy, bad Squishy." (2003)

"Have you ever killed anyone?" "Yeah, but they were all bad." (1994)

"Mom? If you were in a German 'scheisse' video, you'd tell me, right?" (1999)

"There's that word again. 'Heavy.' Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?" (1985)