Badly Described Films 2023 - Statistics

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Hint Answer % Correct
Reports say Australians flocked to the theatres and were shocked to see no meat on a grill, but instead a film about a doll. Barbie
80%
Emotional backstory about a raccoon with an attitude. Guardians of the Galaxy 3
66%
"Did you ever notice how Chris Pratt sounds like a cartoonish Italian man?"Nobody has ever though that. "I wonder if we could do something with that" Why? He sounds nothing like that "I'm sure he could if he tried" You think he'd try? "I just called Nintendo, and -" Why are you still going on about this? The Super Mario Bros. Movie
63%
He was wet, she was a flame - can I make it any more obvious? Elemental
60%
Harrison Ford returning decades later again to a George Lucas franchise from the 80's, to just play a grumpy old man in place of the hero his character once was. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
55%
Horror video game made into a movie. Five Nights at Freddy's
53%
Man is surprised by police intervention after drugging streetful of people with chocolate whilst being pursued by a tiny man with a bad fake tan. Wonka
50%
You ever look at a cartoon yellow bear for kids and wonder what would happen if he just lost all his sanity and went on a killing spree? Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
43%
'I read a real story once about an animal who ingested large quantities of a class A drug and eventually died from it, how tragic is that?'"Sounds like my kind of comedy movie" Cocaine Bear
42%
Another film about Joaquin Phoenix's mummy issues, but this time he's French Corsican. But with no French accent. Or... Saying a word of French. Let's try that again.Another film about Joaquin Phoenix's mummy issues. He can't screw his wife, so he screw the rest of Europe instead! Napoleon
40%
It's like the Avengers, but for science nerds. Oppenheimer
39%
The avengers but for arachnid nerds. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
35%
How good this movie is depends on how many d20's they rolled during script writing Dungeons and Dragons
31%
The devastating story of the horrific events that brought about the destruction of a highly populated area of Japan, by that fire breathing lizard. Godzilla Minus One
26%
By the time Martin Scorsese finishes telling his story, you could probably go out and solve the crime yourself. Killers of the Flower Moon
24%
Men all fall in love a baby, but she's in a fully grown woman's body, so it makes it okay? Poor Things
24%
Elvis: The prequel. Priscilla
24%
When you find someone so attractive that you go clinically insane and you kill all your friends just to own their fancy house. Saltburn
22%
Adam Driver back with his favourite character type: angry Italian man who founds high-end company. Ferrari
18%
'Your honour, I poisoned my dog - so I can be sure my mum is innocent!'"That doesn't sound like the statement of someone whose verdict we should trust... But okay!" Anatomy of a Fall
16%
True tragic story of 4 cursed brothers that was so tragic they erased an entire brother because they thought the real story would be too sad to be believable. Iron Claw
16%
A film about a play about a man who doesn't understand the play that the film he is staring in is based on interweaved with scenes of the play being written that may or may not have been part of the film, at least the film the film is about, also an alien turns up. Asteroid City
15%
Scrapping the anticipated female-led superhero film that has already been fully completed for the one starring the criminal... wasn't maybe the best move? Flash
13%
Giving your infamous animation studio to your son just for them to make a bland 3D animation about an earwig, so you have to come out of retirement. The Boy and the Heron
13%
Oscar bait: The sequel - because the remake Star is Born didn't work, let's try a musician biopic this time. Maestro
10%
How romantic can we make cheating on one's husband? Past Lives
8%
Fart, cum, flee the scene - with Academy winner Nicholas Cage! A film to haunt your dreams! Dream Scenario
7%
It's like they were thinking of 'what is the worst thing that can happen in any situation' and their finger ultimately landed on 'humungous, flailing penis monster as father in your attic'' Beau is Afraid
3%
Men spends his time cleaning toilets rather than cleaning up his life. Perfect Days
3%
A film depicting that listening to the Smiths too much will drive you to become an assassin. The Killer
2%
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