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"Mayor of Simpleton" XTC Lyrics

See what you remember of this classic 1980s hit.
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Last updated: August 14, 2025
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Lyrics
Never
been
near
a
university
Never
took
a
paper
or
a
learned
degree
And
some
of
your
friends
think
that's
stupid
of
me
But
it's
nothing
that
I
care
about
Well,
I
don't
know
how
to
tell
the
Lyrics
weight
of
the
sun
And
of
mathematics,
well,
I
want
none
And
I
may
be
the
mayor
of
Simpleton
But
I
know
one
thing
and
that's
I
love
you.
When
their
logic
grows
cold
and
all
thinking
gets
Lyrics
done
You'll
be
warm
in
the
arms
of
the
mayor
of
Simpleton
I
can't
have
been
there
when
brains
were
handed
'round
Please
be
upstanding
for
the
mayor
of
Simpleton
Or
get
past
the
cover
of
your
books
Lyrics
profound
Please
be
upstanding
for
the
mayor
of
Simpleton
And
some
of
your
friends
think
it's
really
unsound
that
you're
even
seen
talking
to
me
Well
I
don't
know
how
to
write
a
big
hit
song
And
all
Lyrics
crossword
puzzles,
well,
I
just
shun
And
I
may
be
the
mayor
of
Simpleton
But
I
know
one
thing
and
that's
I
love
you.
I'm
not
proud
of
the
fact
that
I
never
learned
much
Just
feel
I
Lyrics
should
say
What
you
get
is
all
real,
I
can't
put
on
an
act
It
takes
brains
to
do
that
anyway
And
I
can't
unravel
riddles,
problems,
and
puns,
and
the
home
computer
has
me
on
the
Lyrics
run
And
I
may
be
the
mayor
of
Simpleton,
but
I
know
one
thing
And
that's
I
love
you
If
depth
of
feeling
is
a
currency
then
I'm
the
man
who
grew
the
money
tree
some
of
Lyrics
your
friends
are
too
brainy
to
see
That
they're
the
paupers
and
that's
how
they'll
stay
When
all
logic
grows
cold
and
all
thinking
gets
done
you'll
be
warm
in
the
arms
of
the
mayor
of
Simpleton
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