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Age of Empires 2 AI Surrender Excuses

Before resigning in Age of Empires 2: Definitive Edition, the AI will send surrender messages in the game chat. How many of their words can you guess with no hints? Difficulty: hard!
Many of the verbs and pronouns are archaic and/or conjugated incorrectly.
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Surrender Message
 
1.
'Odsblood!
I
accidentally
resigned
by
mistake.
 
 
 
2.
My
townsfolk
began
too
close
to
mine
kingdom's
Town
Center.
 
 
 
3.
Far
too
many
birds
flew
over
mine
kingdom.
 
 
 
4.
A
mere
a
single
scout
was
present
to
serve
in
the
beginning.
 
 
5.
My
sheep
perished
when
my
folk
sought
to
use
it
as
food.
 
 
6.
Forsooth,
I
couldst
not
tame
any
wolves.
 
 
 
7.
All
my
beginning
citizenry
were
male.
 
 
 
8.
Thy
heraldic
color
was
superior
to
mine
own.
 
 
 
9.
My
ignorant
folk
couldst
not
replant
the
berries!
 
 
 
10.
Thou
art
human,
with
soul
and
wit.
I
am
naught
but
clockwork!
 
 
11.
My
throne
was
most
uncomfortable.
 
 
 
12.
Forsooth,
the
nearby
boars
grunted
too
loudly
and
frequently.
 
 
 
13.
'Zounds!
I
couldst
not
build
a
Wonder
in
the
Dark
Age!
 
 
 
14.
I
couldst
not
comprehend
mine
folks'
speech!
 
 
 
15.
My
peasants
wert
puling
wretches
(a
puny
25
hit
points)!
 
 
 
16.
The
shore
fish
near
mine
villager
appeared
all
too
sleepy.
 
 
 
17.
A
graceless
hillock
rose
too
near
my
Town
Center.
 
 
 
18.
My
peasants'
huts
all
faced
different
directions!
 
 
 
19.
The
deer
fled
when
mine
hunters
sought
to
slay
them.
 
 
 
20.
When
I
commanded
a
peasant
to
hunt
fierce
boar,
it
slew
him.
 
 
21.
My
peasants
foolishly
walk
on
foot
instead
of
astride
ponies.
 
 
 
22.
Alas,
I
could
find
naught
but
fools
gold.
 
 
 
23.
No
wonder
thou
wert
victorious!
I
shalt
abdicate.
 
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