| begin quote | end quote | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| This is a family show... | Or is it | 91%
|
| I work in | A bakery | 87%
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| It said do not dial 9 so... | I dialled 9 | 87%
|
| I have a strange fear of | spoons | 86%
|
| Just chillin out me | Box | 83%
|
| Well what do you bring Liam? | No hair | 80%
|
| Excuse me | Liam | 79%
|
| Niall the bad boy? Give it a rest | Niall the church boy more like | 78%
|
| Louis you... | Idiot! | 77%
|
| DJ | Malik | 77%
|
| 2 bananas for a pound | 3 bananas for a euro | 75%
|
| I have a son, his name is Ishmael | He never calls me anymore | 72%
|
| It’s very warm, I’m wearing a coat... | Nobody knows why | 67%
|
| No! | Jimmy protested | 66%
|
| Zebra! | Where | 58%
|
| It’s 2015! | Harry she’s five | 56%
|
| Is Olivia a person? Is she a place? | We don’t know | 55%
|
| Stop the traffic | Let em through | 50%
|
| Dinasours mate | straight up | 46%
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| I love ducks! | Thank you Niall | 46%
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| I wouldn’t date any of you | cause none of you picked me | 31%
|
| Lads doing lads things that lads do | cause lads are cool | 23%
|
| For the benefit of the radio | Niall’s just dropped his tea | 23%
|
| Harry are you good with you’re hands | Really good | 20%
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| Zayn! Zayn! But he didn’t come | I’d always save you Louis | 17%
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| F*** off | Nigel | 16%
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