| Malapropism | Correct Word | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Everyone at the office has their own cuticle | Cubicle | 95%
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| The city had to be evaporated due to the large storm | Evacuated | 95%
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| This vinegar is too Hasidic! | Acidic | 94%
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| I have a photogenic memory | Photographic | 92%
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| He's a wolf in cheap clothing | Sheep's | 91%
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| Darwin is perhaps history's most famous naturist | Naturalist | 84%
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| She's a flamingo dancer | Flamenco | 81%
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| Lead the way as we precede | Proceed | 81%
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| Drake was the first Englishman to circumvent the globe | Circumnavigate | 77%
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| A crab is a crushed Asian | Crustacean | 74%
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| It's a mute point | Moot | 74%
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| The facts that I eluded to earlier | Alluded | 71%
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| The court had wonton disregard for the law | Wanton | 63%
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| This text is chalk full of mistakes | Chock | 57%
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| The errors were exasperated by poor communication | Exacerbated | 42%
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| The life of man is nasty, British, and short | Brutish | 41%
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| Wikipedia is a suppository of knowledge | Repository | 40%
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| He negotiated a constipation package at his new job | Compensation | 36%
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| She felt ambiguous about the job offer | Ambivalent | 35%
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| That explanation doesn't jive with the evidence | Jibe | 34%
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