Who Said It? "The Office" Edition Part 2

1. “I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman’s gotta take off his cape.”

2. “I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word ‘bankruptcy’ and expect anything to happen.”

3. “I am so sick of February. It’s the shortest month but it sure doesn’t feel that way.”

4. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

5. “If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.”

6. "I am Beyonce, always."

7. “I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion. I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’d almost welcome it.”

8. “Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…”

9. “I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.”

10. “This is a dream that I’ve had…since lunch…and I’m not giving it up now.”

11. “There’s something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.”

12. “Who is Justice Beaver?”

13. “There are always a million reasons not to do something.”

14. “You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.”

15. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.”