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Ultimate Golden Girls Quiz

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1. Usually referred to as Big Daddy, what was Blanche’s father’s true given name?
George
Curtis
Lucas
David
2. Phil Petrillo, cross- dressing brother of Dorothy and son of Sophia, was buried in what type of garment?
an evening gown
a bikini (just the bottoms)
a teddy
a majorette’s uniform
3. Which famous actor did NOT play a love interest of one of the girls?
Alan Alda
Mickey Rooney
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Van Dyke
4. What is the St. Olaf Woman of the Year award made out of?
pure milk chocolate
whittled wood
small curd cottage cheese
pewter
5. What “wild and crazy nicknames” did Stan and Dorothy’s therapist use to refer to them as in his personal conversations?
Mork and Mindy
Dan and Morothy
Sid and Nancy
Sam and Dorothea
6. Blanche says rain always reminds her of her first kiss. Where did her first kiss take place?
in the shower
Grady’s Motor Lodge
in a bayou
Rex’s Drive-In
7. What was notable about Blanche’s prom date, Benjamin?
He was black
He was in a wheelchair
He was from New Jersey
He was blind
8. What does Rose tell Blanche she has buried in St. Olaf?
a frog
treasure
a BMW
Toonder the Magnificent Tiger
9. In “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo” what does Sophia tell the girls she’s going out to buy?
tube socks from Shoppers Warehouse
prune danish from Wolfie’s
anise cookies
a nectarine
10. Who wrote an autobiography that Dorothy considers to be “a helluva book”?
Vanna White
Barbara Thorndyke
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Charmaine Hollingsworth
11. What was Blanche doing while her husband was dying?
volunteering as a CPR dummy at a fire hall
shopping in ladies petites
getting a pedicure
being propositioned by Andy Rooney
12. What did Rose’s husband Charlie say was the reason they didn’t get headaches and had “really shiny hair”?
they had sex every day
they drank freshly squeezed potato juice
they didn’t use preservatives in their cheese
they settled arguments through “good old-fashioned log rolling”
13. What cured Stan Zbornak’s impotence?
smoked oysters and Cold Duck
a Corvette purchased behind Dorothy’s back
a blonde stewardess with a butt that would’ve made Gandhi throw in the towel
keeping his toupee in the crisper
14. What, according to Sophia, are the two things a Sicilian will not do?
shave their legs and underarms
forego eating eels and larks on Christmas
eat meat on Fridays and miss Mass on Sunday
lie about pizza and file a tax return
15. How did Sophia know Blanche’s brother was “as gay as a picnic basket”?
He played in a drag band called The Great Pretenders
“A mother knows”
He’s the only man she ever knew who knows all the words to “Send in the Clowns”
Rose drew her a picture of him as a hobo
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