| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| There's no way that this can actually be done | There's no way that this can actually be done | 96%
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| Seriously, you should just give up now and stop procrastinating | Seriously, you should just give up now and stop procrastinating | 83%
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| Get back to work before your boss sees you wasting time | Get back to work before your boss sees you wasting time | 76%
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| You're worthless, even your boss thinks so | You're worthless, even your boss thinks so | 71%
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| This must be the reason why you're adopted and noone loves you | This must be the reason why you're adopted and noone loves you | 52%
|
| Soon you'll be out of time, AND out of friends | Soon you'll be out of time, AND out of friends | 47%
|
| Your time is running out even faster than your hairline is receding | Your time is running out even faster than your hairline is receding | 22%
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| The end | The end | 21%
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| Alright, if you can type this one then you win | Alright, if you can type this one then you win | 16%
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| Wow, you're still going. Your life must be even worse than I'd thought | Wow, you're still going. Your life must be even worse than I'd thought | 12%
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| Nope, just kidding sucker. You're going to lose at this quiz just like you've lost your self respect | Nope, just kidding sucker. You're going to lose at this quiz just like you've lost your self respect | 7%
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