| Question | Answer | % Correct |
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| French writer. Wrote about a mentally-challenged bell-ringer... a persecuted-by-a-policeman bad boy gone good and some poetry. | Victor Hugo | 100%
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| Mythical place where Viking KIAs have a piss-up and get laid by blonde, strudel-eating, buxom teenagers with braided hair called Helga. | Valhalla | 92%
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| Scooters. Mopeds. The answer is 'wasp' in Italian. | Vespa | 92%
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| A bored housewife's best friend. | All of the above | 83%
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| This inbred, S.I.L.L.Y. C.O.W. had more geographical features named for her than she had brain cells. | Queen Victoria | 75%
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| A Roman emperor who stabilised Rome for a time... until his two sons undid his good works. | Vespasian | 75%
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| This 'revenge' weapon travelled so fast that Londoners did not realise they were dead until five minutes after they had been vaporised. | V-2 | 67%
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| A plant. Supposedly has properties that induces sleep. Cats go orgasmic about it when they have eaten all the catnip. | Valerian | 58%
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| This army was kicked about a bit at Gettysburg in 1863. | The Army of Northern Virginia | 42%
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| A revolutionary encounter between republicans and pomade-wearers. Lots of cannons made a big racket. | Valmy | 8%
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