Literature by Letter 'F'

1. "It was a pleasure to burn."

2. A typical Irish book written by a typical Irish twit. Alcoholism, obsession with death, fear of God, alcoholism... and alcoholism. Before you accuse me of being anti-Irish... I must tell you. I am one of them. Now shut the ____ up and go and get the drinks. It's your shout.

3. A retarded man is made a genius by medical science but it only lasts for the length of a feature film. He reverts. Sad.

4. A man loves his job. Burning books. One day he picks one up and reads it. He decides he does not want to burn books anymore.

5. Wilbur Smith book. He killed off his favourite character. Like a lot of writers he did not know when to shut up.

6. "I will be with you on your wedding night."

7. A man gets taken by aliens.

8. A Roman general gets molested before he can say goodbye to all that.

9. Before an American twit lost his life and his whole regiment... there was an earlier confrontation with those people.