| Question | Answer | % Correct |
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| The state of Victoria in Australia was named after? | An inbred English monarch that was so sexually frustrated that she only appreciated her husband's value after he was dead | 100%
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| Back in the good old days of drinking in Australia, after threee days of drinking O.P. rum a man/woman/anti-christ may expericence a phenomena known in scientific circles as 'delirium tremens' a.ka. 'The Dee Tees'. When a sufferer of the dee tees screams out in the middle of the night... who or what is he frightened of? | All of the above and chuck in his mother-in-law for good measure | 78%
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| This moron set back Australia's hopes of being 'at least' taken seriously in the eyes of the world. What was his catch phrase? | "Crikey!" | 78%
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| Australians wear practical, working type clothing always... because of the uncertainty of whether they will be called out to stamp out a bushfire or stop an invasion from naughty boys from the Far East | Most Australians figure that if you are going to burn to death or get turned into a colander by flying bits of metal... it is not really a big thing what you are dressed like | 78%
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| If you find yourself in the vicinity of the East Alligator River... what might you find there? | Crocodiles | 67%
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| This Australian actress became a Hollywood star pretty much overnight due to what? | Flashing her rather curvaceous, lily-white derriere in a film called 'Dead Calm'. | 67%
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| Australians drink a beer called Foster's. | Not if they want to amalgamate with Australians | 67%
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| This track in Australia is so inhospitable, uncompromising that only a David Kocksucjsie with ten Channel Seven choppers in support would visit | Fuck it. A Polish explorer | 56%
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| This suburb of Sydney has the biggest reputation for sub-standard education that even people that are from there or live there laugh when you mention its name | Mount Druitt | 33%
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| Margaret River in Western Australia is a legendary beach for surfers. Why is this a load of Death Adder droppings? | It is a river delta | 22%
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