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| He struggled hard, he could not define, sads. GENERAL - "Hey, Alby! Why don't you fight us up here?" GENERAL - "Because I'm susceptible to frost bite, cannot stand songs about revolutionary twits called Pinocchio and do not believe I should have to build a table six hours before I can dine on it." Name the latter. | Albrecht von Wallenstein | 100%
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| The victims of the above suffered what on their landing? | All survived the fall because they landed in a dung heap | 100%
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| This competent general had the opposite side defecating indigo felines (shitting blue kittens) until he was killed in an above-mentioned answer in Germany. | Augustus Adolphus | 100%
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| The story goes that a few clerics or unwanted types were making demands upon people thàt were sick and tired of having demands made upon them. The result? Orville and Wilbur lasted four seconds longer. | Defenestration of Prague | 100%
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| England stayed largely out of this conflict for the reasons of? | England was experiencing a civil war at the late stages of the continental uproar and was a little indisposed. Oliver Cromwell was not just asking for 'more'... he was demanding the whole fucking kitchen | 100%
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| This war was engineered smoothy by a statesman with sound advice by a brilliant general. Name the general? | Helmuth von Molke | 100%
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| This city in Germany is regarded as a 'Gettysburg' in the conflagration. | Lutzen | 100%
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| This technological advancement in ballistic science gave one side an extremely wonderful edge over it's adversary. | Needle gun | 100%
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| This little tantrum between powerful authorities in Europe caused the most horrific war in Western European history... until Joaquin Phoenix came along. Name the city in which they lit the match. | Sarajevo | 0%
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| One of the big innovations implemented by one of the answers above that helped his side was what? | Troop deployment via railways | 0%
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