"Women! A mistake?"

She married a monster named Heathcliff.

Accused of bathing in the blood of virgin girls.

Darling of the fashion world even today. She once worked for the Sicherheitsdienst when food shortages in Paris during WWII were making available,dress material short.

Writes a wonderful book about the horrific consequences of being abandoned by one's parents and faces accusations post mortem that she did not actually write it.

Her community were so concerned that she was not getting an edge on understanding the alphabet, that they insisted she wore the first letter of the alphabet, in a bright colour, on her tunic.

The one woman who can counter-attack the evil of the Transylvanian aristocrat but becomes the first victim.

A naive but practical girl informs her pet of her doubtful knowledge of geography.

Frederick the Great's biggest migraine after he fled from the Battle of Mollwitz in 1741.

Naivety. Cakes. Need I say more.

Has more geographical features and other stuff named after her than there are characters named in the Bible, 'War and Peace' and 'Catch-22' combined.

Corgis. 'The Firm' . Married a Grek who managed to get both his feet in his mouth when visiting Oceanic countries.

Attractive woman. Always championing the misfortunate. Loved shopping and the attention. Alas, her last driver thought he was a stoppo for the Sweeney.

Discovered more about radiation than we really need to know. Two Nobel prizes.

Cover story for the 'Man of the Year - 1938'. Pretty, sweet, frivolous, lithe, photogenic, playful. The sort of sweetheart you would want to lie next to on a picnic blanket talking about what your children should be named. Not listening to her hum 'Horst Wessel' while you are finalising the last plans of 'Operation Barbarossa' in your mind.

The woman this sociopath corresponded to quite often when he was not upsetting every aristocrat in Europe from Corsica to Moscow.