Stupid Quotes to Famous People

1. ''I might fade into Bolivian''?

2. ''I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.''?

3. ''I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada ''?

4. "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"?

5. ‘They misunderestimated me.’?

6. ‘No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.’?

7. "I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."?

8. ‘I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.’

9. “I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.”

10. "I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman. An open-handed slap is justified if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it."

11. ''I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.''

12. ‘I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating fish and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.’

13. "All of a sudden, you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."

14. ‘There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.’

15. "What are you looking at, sugar t*ts?"